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    World Championship of the E-PENIS !

    Hello everybody, this post won't be totally kind and objective and some people will probably spit on my face but i don't care !

    Heroes Charge begin in 2014, it was one of the only game who purposed "free to play" real content and the difference with the high spender and the free to play players was real but not impossible to overhead in long term vision.

    Some new features open and till now, even if the game go up and down, it was possible to play with this philosophy (some non VIP players won even guild championship)

    I can understant that you are a business company and that your target is to do money, proposing worst and worst things in the time, (excepting cards) so let's have a look of new 2016 features by chronology :

    - heroic sack 1 st version : 99$ for approximativly 350 ss : expensive but ok new players must have possibility to catch old players
    - Heroic sack 2nd version : 99$ for 95ss og good heroes or 350 for garbage : I already stopped to spend one cent at this moment it's just joke...
    - put magic stone hero 3 months in magic chest to make players pay pay and pay
    - Full gear pack for hero : 300$ approximativly to get full items for 1 hero, it's totally expensive, can already unbalanced the game by stupid people who will buy 10 of this shit to overcome their heroes R+1 (yes i told stupid because even rich players must have mind and understand that it's not value of things)

    And now the best one i keep it for the end :

    Championship with 6 rounds where it's possible to spend exactly 38k gems every round to give inspiration for your heroes ----------->>> The most big joke that i ever listen.
    So 6 rounds x 38k gems = 228k gem = approximativly 2 000 $ for the tournament who will give for the winner more or less 2 red items ....

    So here is my purpose for the next Features UCOOL !!!

    WORLD E-PENIS CHAMPIONSHIP

    Rules :

    1) To participate for the tournament, every player must be VIP 15 and give 20k gems to enter
    2) Time of the tournament will be 1 month (better to calculate our salaray)
    3) Every round duration will be 2 days so it will be 15 rounds by months
    4) Every players will prepare 3 heroes ( no need teams we don't care about strategy)
    5) For every round participation, you must pay 10k gems to validate your composition
    6) You have possibility in every rounds to send on our account (0002552156349976321684-69) some money (No, seriously, you really think that they will do ? Yes don't worry they are stupid milk cow)
    7) We will decide who win in according to your generosity (ahah we will go soon on party with biatch)
    8) After 2 rounds of preliminary, others players can bet on their favorite sending us money on our account, it will help us to decide who will win, if you win your bet you will get 10 coins (ahah you really fuck them! I know but they like it)
    9) Winner of the tournament will have his photo on the forum and will get 100 coins of championship and the famous "GOLD E-PENIS (seriously reward is ridiculous ?! We don't care they will pay !)

    So if you want to see this tournament in the futur you can Hold this post !

    Ucool, this message is for you, you are fucking your game alone, players want strategy and "game" not a big whole to throw away money inside (when i tell players, i speak for most of them because for some others it's look like normal to have this expense for wind...)
    And this championship give one interesting information... How much players in the world are actually playing HC ? And we can see that it's so amazing result.

    Thanks for reading and have fun with this stupid tournament
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    Amen my brother amen

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    Totally agree you!

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    This tournament is only for people who are willing to spend money.

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    I have no thing more to say. Its a nice Feature which is Ruined by 1 button.

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    Remove the inspire button please.

    And how to move to Africa zone?

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    Read between the lines guys

    Sarcastic post but theres so much truth in this. Single Player Championship is one SICK pay to win event. The likes of which I have never seen. And like Alendris said, those 228k gems do not match up to the rewards. So it really is just a "How much are you willing to spend to have your name here" event. The worst thing is that people have already dropped the 38k gems for the preliminaries. THE PRELIMINARIES!!!!!! Ucool knows how to exploit their playerbase and I kinda feel bad for the people who have fallen into the īinspire trapī. Then again, itīs their money but throwing their gems at ucool will just open the door for even more events that exploit us.

    Everything ucool does is for money. Will you give it to them?
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    uCool developers are dumb or just plain greedy. Probably both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giozilla View Post

    Everything ucool does is for money. Will you give it to them?
    Yes i will, if i enjoy, that it's balanced, and that investment and price are logical.

    In other cases no thanks
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    Inspiration 3 times would be enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krinte View Post
    Inspiration 3 times would be enough.
    Enough for whom ? For us or for Ucool Because for Ucool, they are not agree
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    They should make this button like guild admiration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloks View Post
    They should make this button like guild admiration.
    They can't code that well. Don't give them ideas which only lead to more bugs

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    hahaha, nice post.

    Sure itīs "only" 6x 38k gems some morons could spent?

    Itīs :
    3 rounds in Continent Selection
    3 rounds in Elite Prelims
    6 rounds in final
    3 rounds in Ultimate Championship

    and not so sure if the Inspiration only lasts for 1 round - meaning 1 of 3 in Continent Selection already....if thatīs true, itīs 15x 38k

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    I have no thing more to say. Its a nice Feature which is Ruined by 1 button.

    good point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsoireland View Post
    I have no thing more to say. Its a nice Feature which is Ruined by 1 button.

    good point!
    Haha indeed. Seems Ucool will be closing the game soon and try to exploit the player base as much as possible. Because they are killing it with that inspiration button...
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