Hello everybody, this post won't be totally kind and objective and some people will probably spit on my face but i don't care !
Heroes Charge begin in 2014, it was one of the only game who purposed "free to play" real content and the difference with the high spender and the free to play players was real but not impossible to overhead in long term vision.
Some new features open and till now, even if the game go up and down, it was possible to play with this philosophy (some non VIP players won even guild championship)
I can understant that you are a business company and that your target is to do money, proposing worst and worst things in the time, (excepting cards) so let's have a look of new 2016 features by chronology :
- heroic sack 1 st version : 99$ for approximativly 350 ss : expensive but ok new players must have possibility to catch old players
- Heroic sack 2nd version : 99$ for 95ss og good heroes or 350 for garbage : I already stopped to spend one cent at this moment it's just joke...
- put magic stone hero 3 months in magic chest to make players pay pay and pay
- Full gear pack for hero : 300$ approximativly to get full items for 1 hero, it's totally expensive, can already unbalanced the game by stupid people who will buy 10 of this shit to overcome their heroes R+1 (yes i told stupid because even rich players must have mind and understand that it's not value of things)
And now the best one i keep it for the end :
Championship with 6 rounds where it's possible to spend exactly 38k gems every round to give inspiration for your heroes ----------->>> The most big joke that i ever listen.
So 6 rounds x 38k gems = 228k gem = approximativly 2 000 $ for the tournament who will give for the winner more or less 2 red items ....
So here is my purpose for the next Features UCOOL !!!
WORLD E-PENIS CHAMPIONSHIP
Rules :
1) To participate for the tournament, every player must be VIP 15 and give 20k gems to enter
2) Time of the tournament will be 1 month (better to calculate our salaray)
3) Every round duration will be 2 days so it will be 15 rounds by months
4) Every players will prepare 3 heroes ( no need teams we don't care about strategy)
5) For every round participation, you must pay 10k gems to validate your composition
6) You have possibility in every rounds to send on our account (0002552156349976321684-69) some money (No, seriously, you really think that they will do ? Yes don't worry they are stupid milk cow)
7) We will decide who win in according to your generosity (ahah we will go soon on party with biatch)
8) After 2 rounds of preliminary, others players can bet on their favorite sending us money on our account, it will help us to decide who will win, if you win your bet you will get 10 coins (ahah you really fuck them! I know but they like it)
9) Winner of the tournament will have his photo on the forum and will get 100 coins of championship and the famous "GOLD E-PENIS (seriously reward is ridiculous ?! We don't care they will pay !)
So if you want to see this tournament in the futur you can Hold this post !
Ucool, this message is for you, you are fucking your game alone, players want strategy and "game" not a big whole to throw away money inside (when i tell players, i speak for most of them because for some others it's look like normal to have this expense for wind...)
And this championship give one interesting information... How much players in the world are actually playing HC ? And we can see that it's so amazing result.
Thanks for reading and have fun with this stupid tournament
